Tiffani Thiessen joins us today because of a special request. I’ve put on of my favorite pictures from the entire internet after the jump. Why don’t more high schoolers have cardboard cutouts of their school’s cheerleading captain? Or these days, a Fat Head?

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Chinese Democracy now has an official release date of November 23rd. (EW)

The language is quite NSFW, but it’s the weekend so I don’t think I really need to warn you. You want girls to come over? Stock the fridge. (College Humor)

The Pacers continue to clean house by trading Shawne Williams. They get Eddie Jones and two second picks in exchange. I hope I didn’t ruin the link. (IndyStar)

Rays fans are still getting used to the TV thing. (Red Sox Monster)

So, the Palin Report… Nothing like pushing around helpless polar bears. (WELT ONLINE)

Bill Walker can dunk and I think the young man is kind of high on himself. (FanHouse)

ESPN now covers Professional Wrestling. No, I’m not referring to Kimbo Slice. (ESPN)

Fedor Emelianenko vs. Andrei Arlovski in January. (MMARated)

Wow. As a guy who spends roughly 1000 hours a week in front of a computer, I feel confident saying whoever made the “Barak Roll” needs to step outside for a minute. (YouTube)

Guinness World Record: 57 movies back - to - back - to - back - to - back - to - back - to - you get the picture. (Yahoo!)