Salma Hayek is going to be on 30 Rock, so plan accordingly … the coming collapse of the middle class … public humiliation over jail time … the 2008 State of the Blogger report … Hank Baskett is beating San Fran, and his girl is getting lap dances from strippers … collapsing in 2009: the global auto industry … only look at this stock market chart if you have a strong stomach …

There really is a Johnny Utah jersey? (Waiting for Next Year)

Pretty amazing Dice K stat: Sixteen times this season, he fell behind 2-0 in the count. He never walked a batter. (Sportsnet)

Most bloggers are eating Ramen. (ProBlogger)

The new Lightning jerseys did not come with spell check. (Bolts Report)

Incoming! (The Fightins)

Scary: Golfer Seve Ballesteros has a brain tumor. (Times UK)

We covered Monta Ellis this weekend, but the whole “Mercy is for chumps” motto needs to be applied to rebounding. (San Jose Mercury News)

We’ll get to the Falcons later, but yes, it appears as if the clock got a late start. (Blogdown Chicago Bears)

It’s been 11 years since the legendary NBA choke that tainted Sprewell forever. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

An MVP vote for Drew Brees. (Hakim Drops the Ball)

Anyone seen Julius Peppers? (Amphibious Sports Duo)