There’s something in the eyes of Mila Kunis … both political candidates support the idea of unpenalized withdrawals from 401k accounts, which is ludicrous … if you really think Friday’s Dow plunge was the “bottom,” then drink again, says Bill Gates … absentee ballots say Osama, not Obama … what it sounds like to fire your mistress … after the jump, Kournikova gets sickly skinny again … Marcia Brady traded sex for cocaineelephant sends a text message

Gladwell: Why do we associate genius with precocity? (New Yorker)

No way: Rich Rodriguez could end up at Clemson. (Lansing Sports Rage)

But his agent says no, it’s not happening. (Detroit News)

Awww: Brady, his power alleys, and his little kid. (TMZ)

Marvin Harrison, still sidestepping the media. (Indy Star)

The pill for peacocks? (CBS4)

Anquan Boldin’s head is still a bit swollen. (NFL Juice)

Katz has UConn 2nd; we remain confident the Huskies will win it all. Which means a first weekend March flameout, obviously. (ESPN)

“Stoops is a hockey mom.” We don’t get it. (College Game Balls)

The sad tale of the NY Rangers prospect who died on the ice. (Daily News)

Pujols’ surgery will only have him on the shelf for three months. (Post-Dispatch)

Trent Edwards says he’ll start Sunday in pivotal game against Chargers. (Buffalo News)