Bar in leather? Lucky, lucky, Leo … Esquire called her the most expensive escort (NSFW)? … hurricane Omar heads for the AC Green islands … Tea Leoni appears to be on the market … the economy is hurting Vegas strippers, among others …

Clemson reportedly going after Lane Kiffin as head coach; Monte Kiffin as defensive coordinator. (JoeBucsFan)

RIP Chris Mims (not the NBA player, the NFL player), who, in 1999, “attacked [a man] outside a fast-food restaurant and stole his tacos.” (LA Times)

Rare and geeky analyst-on-analyst crime: Boomer Esiason takes a swipe at Troy Aikman. (USA Today)

One vote for Pacman never to come back to the NFL. (NY Daily News)

Sam Cassell might be an assistant coach in Boston this season. (Globe)

Feisty, foul-mouthed UTEP fans. (El Paso Times via The Wiz of Odds)

At some point, the bitterness over Rich Rodriguez will end. Hopefully. (Tribune-Review)

Eddie Jones won’t join the Pacers, and it appears as if the career of the former Temple star and Lakers’ guard is over. (Indy Star)

Fantasy Alert: Shockey’s finally healthy enough to play. (NOLA)

Rick Reilly writes about the football player who cut off his pinky. (ESPN)

Willie Parker, hurt again! This time, he stepped in a hole on the practice field. Dammit. (Behind the Steel Curtain)

Not sure what’s going on here, but it is quite hypnotic. (Rescinded Red)

The Red Sox have about a 13 percent chance to win the next three games over the Rays - better than their chances prior to the rally against the Yankees, but worse than their chances against the Indians. (Vegas Watch)

Sports art director, looking for work. (Visual Editors via Romenesko)

Zimbabwe soccer is crazy: “Rushwaya herself is known for being generous with her body and numerous scribes have had a go. She is a very kind boss whose generosity has won her friends especially in the media as most of her scandals are deliberately swept under the carpet.” (Unprofessional Foul)