PM Roundup: Twelve-Liner
Baseball, Cheerleaders, College Football, Music, NFL October 16th. 2008, 3:30pm
Wasn’t Kristen Cavallari just here? Oh well. I guess I just blog like BJ Upton plays baseball. That being said… see you tomorrow!
Weezer’s newest video (Troublemaker) is yet another odd one. I think I love this band more and more every day. I know, I’m still twelve in my mind. Still though – that’s a sweet ass mustache Rivers is sporting these days. Combine that with a wife-beater and hairnet. The entire addiction to Asian chicks thing gets less peculiar every day.
Dennis Leary questions Autism. (MSN)
Print media popular with cheerleaders. (The Wiz of Odds)
The Brewers are looking at Willie Randolph and Davey Johnson. (NY Post)
Phillies fans excited, stupid. (Deadspin)
Luke Wilson and his former college basketball girlfriend. (I’m Not Obsessed)
The art of the Sports Columnist photo. (Joe Sports Fan)
Even Jeff Garcia’s dad gets upset with the coach. (Joe Bucs Fan)
Steve Bartman’s alright by me. (Palm Beach Post)
I don’t even know how to set up these Florida stories anymore. This one deals with a guy dressed up like Batman. (TampaBay.com)
Moral of the story: Tony Romo’s is a baby. (Onion)
Why do we boo our favorite teams? (Major League Jerk)
Nude teenage girl on other teenagers’ cell phones. (Detroit News)
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October 16th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Even Jeff Garcia’s dad gets upset with the coach.
He should be upset at himself for raising a faggot.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
(searches Bill Hicks’ archives to see if Leary stole this, too)
October 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Weezer sucks a big Monkey’s ass. And don’t even get me started on that mustache. They continue to suck more and more. It’s blowing my mind grapes.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
not bad Luke Wilson
October 16th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
And uhhh, who is the Luke Wilson chick? I don’t see a name in the link.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
LJ sitting this week. And supposedly not for the non-assault on the chick.
http://www.kansascity.com/669/story/843817.html
Something else is going on with him. Talk radio is dropping lots of hints but is claiming only Johnson can release the info. Of course, this matters not, unless you wanted to move some money.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Clown +1,000,000.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
i know most think things are cozy between Sparty & Friends and Major League Jerk. Think again.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
This one deals with a guy dressed up like Batman
CRM- you must have missed the Captain America arrest
http://www.wftv.com/news/12926707/detail.html
I could of swore i saw Batman at the Rays game last Saturday night. Thanks again for posting the pics TBL. yeah right
October 16th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Looks like Ali Larter, but I don’t get the reference.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Sparty – I need a Cliff’s notes explanation on this one. I’ve been to both sites, but I don’t get what started/precipitated this “feud”
October 16th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Looks like the Luke Wilson chick is Meg Simpson? I had to do the googling all by myself. Thanks a lot CRM>
October 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Her name is Meg Simpson. She played college basketball somewhere.
/Googling my ass off
October 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I’m with Roeth on the “feud.” Oh well, I love a good feud. Hell, I was just involved in one. Anyhow, I’ve found that pistols at dawn is the easist solution.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Roeth-RexKramerDangerSeeker is likes to play with photoshop, and we have laid a challenge that our boy Mikey is better. not much more to it than that.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
take out the “is”
October 16th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Sorry, got caught up in a conversation with someone super important.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Dennis Leary must have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
/I looooovvvve Hollywood types that are medical experts
// or political experts
October 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Sparty -
Oh. I was going to let you borrow my pistols. I’ll just slip them back in my boots. There is no reason for anyone to die over photoshop, but if you need a judge, let me know.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
KC-I use a slingshot.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Why do Cubs fans choose to focus their anger towards Bartman instead of towards their team’s monumental choke job?
October 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Roeth, no feud. It’s just the cliche story of a nobody trying to challenge a somebody for the sake of publicity.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
The reason Johnson will be inactive Sunday: He was late for meetings and other team obligations.
Kolby Smith will start Sunday’s game but Jamaal Charles will also play.
Sparty – You must have some skills.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
IF the Cubs get back to the playoffs next year and game one is at home. Bartman needs to throw out the first pitch.
/Nothing else is working….
October 16th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Just call me David.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
GO RAYS
see ya boys
October 16th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
CRM- she went to Yale
I hope Dennis Leary dies asap.
October 16th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Yeah Seriously…Mikey challenging Rex is like Bob Ross challenging Picasso in a painting contest
October 16th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
No one commenting on the nude teenage girl link yet?
/Loses faith in TBL commentors
October 16th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
You would have to when facing a clown.
/IT reference
//creeped me the fuck out when I was little
///kinda hate clowns now
October 16th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
and everyone likes Bob Ross a whole lot more. Roman, I do not want this to come between us. We have several games left to go this season.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Mags -
Have you seen the movie It?
YYSA –
I’m afraid to click on any links with the words teenagers and nude in it at work.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Have you ever tried to do what Bob Ross does? It is frustrating as all hell. He has a masterpiece and you end up with a board full of brown paint blobs all over. Bob Ross is awesome.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Exactly…Bob Ross was in the Air Force. He would have pwned Picasso.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
“Mags -
Have you seen the movie It?”
Nevermind. I just remembered what happened in the movie.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
no…???
October 16th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Have you ever tried to do what Bob Ross does…ON WEED?
October 16th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
+1 spencer. but fuck wells.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
TBL Sex Scandal?
October 16th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@sparty… 28>34, especially on 10/18
October 16th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Mags -
I thought you meant IT reference as some engineering sht from the previous page. I need booze.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Just watching Bob Ross on the weed was an after-class treat. We hit an extra long pull whenever he said something like, “This big tree needs a little friend, so let’s give him one. Ooooh, that’s a nice one. They’ll be happy trees now.”. No, Bob, we were the happy ones. God rest your afro-wearin’ soul.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
@KC
As a man who has been battling a hangover all day today, no you don’t.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
take a burrito, some pedialyte, and a few bong rips and call me in the morning.
October 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Have you ever tried to do what Bob Ross does…ON WEED?
maybe?