Wade Phillips Wants to Help Out Some More
NFL October 23rd. 2008, 10:00am
The Dallas Cowboys ridiculously messy season continued yesterday with word that Tony Romo would be out until at least mid-November. First he was out four weeks, then there were rumors he might play last Sunday, now he’s out for four more weeks.
If that’s not a scary enough premise for Cowboy fans, compounded by the fact Romo’s replacement threw three picks against the Rams last week, we now have word that their head coach wants to try and help out more, and you know, do some stuff.
And by that we presume Wade Phillips means tending to the defense because Jason Garrett already runs the show on the offensive side of things, which begs the question, what exactly was Phillips doing before this reassuring announcement?
There’s little doubt Phillips already was spending most of his time with the defense. That’s why he described this change as merely a move to “concentrate more, I guess you’d say. It was one of those things you think you’re in there but maybe I wasn’t enough,†Phillips said.
Right. If I’m a Cowboys fan, a team with a 4-3 record coming off a blowout loss to the Rams, no Romo, their safety gone, the ridiculous Pacman saga, T.O. in vintage Jekyll and Hyde form, Jerry Jones in panic mode and now my head coach in ‘I’ll try concentrating more’ mode, I’m ready to put on my drinking helmet and tackle my neighbor’s trash cans.
The last thing good ol’ Wade needs to do is put any extra attention on the defense and start calling plays. The only association I have with his name over the years is that he was the savvy defensive coordinator behind all those Denver Broncos teams from the 80s that excelled so well at video game-like slaughterings in the Super Bowl.
Whenever his name has surfaced for a head coaching gig, like it did when Parcells left and Jerry Jones applied his brilliant ‘fool-follows-genius’ coach replacement formula (see: Johnson; Switzer), I always wondered why and still do.
Focusing more on anything sounds like a shitty idea, just stick to standing there and being puffy, Wade.
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October 23rd, 2008 at 10:05 am
Season = over. This team needed everything to go perfectly to be a serious contender as it was given the media attention and personalities, and now it has gone the exact opposite. It’s over.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
bad character will sink any organization. business or sports.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
I’m ready to put on my drinking helmet and tackle my neighbor’s trash cans.
Great Stuff
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
TO’s going to blow. Couldn’t happen to a nicer team.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
That is a stupid statement. Phillips definitely needs to pay attention to the defense more.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
I’ve never found Phillips to be useful for much, his record shows that. Standing sounds like a good plan if I’m a Cowboys fan.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:20 am
So when TO blows, who will be his next team?
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
His destiny has to be Oakland, right?
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
San Francisco, Seattle or Jets would be my first guesses
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
Him and Vick will eventually team up somewhere, he’d love to have Vick throwing to him.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever read on this site.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:24 am
If you hate the Cowboys like I do, the best thing that could have ever happened was when the Cowboys won that Super Bowl with Barry Switzer. That win empowered the ol’ Double-J to think he’s an actual GM.
I can’t wait until Roy Williams starts taking touches away from TO. The gym equipment will be in the front yard, TO will start hating on whoever their QB is….it’ll be magic.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:26 am
“So when TO blows, who will be his next team?
His destiny has to be Oakland, right?” Hernia
Oh, most certainly.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 am
TO goes to Oakland, as does Vick when he gets out..
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
fixed for accuracy
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
actually, now that i mentioned it…i could go for some ribs too.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
This story is only going to continue to get worse as the season goes on. I give it 2 years until Jerry Jones is the new Al Davis (current version) and the Cowgirls can’t even acheive that September thru November dominance that they’ve experienced the last few seasons.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 am
Can I say that Sports Hernia is my favorite contributor to this here site?
/no offense, CRM
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 am
Tackling neighbors’ trash cans is a good time, drunk or not.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
The only association I have with his name over the years is that he was the savvy defensive coordinator behind all those Denver Broncos teams from the 80s that excelled so well at video game-like slaughterings in the Super Bowl.
You don’t remember that classic head coaching job in Buffalo where he would pick Flutie one week and then Rob Johnson the next? Flutie plays great in the last game of the season, then Phillips benches him for the “Music City Miracle” game (Johnson actually didplay well in that, Imust admit)they STILL won?
/forward lateral’d
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Tony Romo sucks.
/CRM
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 am
Wade showed his coaching prowess by starting Johnson in that Wild Card game. Flutie got them to the playoffs and then was nowhere to be found. Great job Wade.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 am
Phillips completely divided the Buffalo locker room. 90% of the guys wanted Flutie, 10% wanted Johnson, and he screwed Flutie. Wilson fired him after that mess he created.
October 23rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
umm wasn’t Phillips the DC in San Diego just 2 years ago? I thought that went well. Hell, he finally took Parcells cuffs off Demarcus Ware. Now they have a real experienced DC to go along with Sean Payton clone, Jason Garrett. Now, if they only had a Head Coach, that team would be awesome.