Breaking: As noted in the comments, Isiah Thomas has OD’d on sleeping pills last night. (wcbstv.com)

Unlike the lovely Christina Milian, TBL doesn’t like to give out free advertising. Personally, have no delusions that anything I do will influence your decisions to do or not do similarly. However, I do take kick backs. I’m looking at you people who make Pabst Blue Ribbon. (It’s cheap affordable and drinkable delicious!)

Woman jailed after killing her virtual husband. (Yahoo!)

A Midwest high school has an HIV scare. (CNN)

Some Missouri students are in trouble for celebrating “Hit a Jew Day.” (My Way News)

Stealing deodorant with a BB gun. (NBC6)

Newspapers draw 41% of internet users. (MediaPost)

Palin look-a-like strippers compete. (FOX 5 Vegas)

Woman beats a man who wouldn’t kiss her. (wpbf.com)

Kevin Durant and Michael Beasley are friends. (The Magazine)

Teacher pleads guilty to sex with student. (TampaBay.com)

The New York Times is running on fumes. (Silicon Alley Insider)

Win a trip and meet Alyssa Milano. (NFL.com)

Why isn’t Simmons talking to Obama? (Deadspin)

Remember when Dr. Z was fired from ESPN? (SI.com)

Kwame Kilpatrick was living large on someone else’s tab. (Detroit News) Bonus: