Ashley Tisdale, anyone? … “They like him when he’s drugged up better“… how are you wasting company time? … poor kid … in case you missed LeBron’s soaring alley-oop dunk last night … Gannett’s about to let go another 3,000

How serious are the Russians about buying the Nets? (Yahoo Sports)

Danyelle Sargent went to Florida State, among other things. (LA Times)

Will Jim Mora follow through on his vow to coach the Huskies? (College Game Balls)

The Rays’ hotel in Delaware is apparently “swanky.” (USA Today)

Just in case you didn’t notice who has been on top of the I-AA rankings six weeks in a row. (Rivals)

That Phillies groundskeeper is a blockhead. (Rays Index)

Guy on the Cowherd show slips up and says Osama instead of Obama. (Farther off the Wall)

Fun with errors by sideline reporters! (Joe Sports Fan)

Come on, ESPN, you know Michael Curry and Eddy Curry look nothing alike. (Sports Hernia)

Sam Smith, formerly of the Chicago Tribune, is now writing for the Bulls, and that huge tag at the bottom hopefully means he can be critical when necessary. (Bulls.com)

Sadly, not all Taco Bells were participating in the free taco giveaway. (Washington Times)

After the loss to Duke, Vandy’s definitely no lock for a bowl game. (Grab Your Balls)

Figgins for Konerko, anyone? (Sports Point)

They’re coming for you, Mike Brown. (Who Dey Revolution)