The new Bond girl … quite possibly the most brutally-honest read on the economy; so good, we nearly made it a quick-hitter … this guy said he wouldn’t hire Federal Reserve chairman Bernanke to be his gardner … this is a depressing story … man stabs dog to death

Why does Derek Jeter play it so coy with Minka Kelly? Photos don’t lie, Jeter. And nobody buys the cranbarry and club soda, either. (Hot Clicks)

Colts look to be getting Bob Sanders and Addai just in time for the Patriots. (Indy Star)

Jim McMahon’s Dad thinks the punky QB should be in the Hall of Fame. (Blogdown Chicago Bears)

Joe Paterno is going to be a vampire for Halloween. (College Game Balls)

Cops seize the motherload of counterfeit Phillies gear. (ABC News)

Philadelphia couple names newborn twins Chase and Cole. (NBC)

Tractor Traylor owes $241k in back taxes. (Detroit News)

LSU fans can’t wait for Nick Saban to come to town in two weeks. (Sports Point)

Since we only do five games in Ballin’, there’s spillover: So much for Marcus Williams at point in Golden State – rookie DeMarcus Nelson from Duke started. (Mercury News)

OJ Mayo’s debut: 5-for-20, 0-for-7 from three, and 10 points in 40 minutes. (Commercial Appeal)

Here’s the lone highlight in the Clippers 38-point loss to the Lakers. (Vid, LA Times)

Jose Canseco, Jerry West, and Steve Sax have refused to go on Mike & Mike. (Esquire.com)

Phillies rainwater for sale. (eBay)

Peyton Manning’s in some new Mastercard commercials. (Inside Track)

Romo and Jessica, because it’s been awhile. (Page 6)

Phillies fan robs bank, and is caught 20 minutes later at a Modell’s , ostensibly buying team gear. (Smackcaster)