Third quarter, Bills trailing the Jets at Ralph Wilson Stadium, and the APB goes out to security: There’s a public disturbance in the ladies bathroom.

A woman, law enforcement officials said Monday, was having sex with her boyfriend in a bathroom stall. The couple was arrested, two of 37 people arrested at the stadium by Orchard Park police and Erie County sheriff’s deputies before, during and after Sunday’s Bills-Jets game. Police charged Alicia A. Venneman, 29, of Northville, in the southern Adirondacks, with disorderly conduct.

We’ve always wondered – what sort of person exits the bathroom to seek out a police officer and notify them that some guy is shagging his girlfriend rotten in a stall in the ladies room? Unless she was reenacting Meg Ryan’s orgasm in When Harry Met Sally, and that was really putting a hamper on your urinating experience, why would anyone care? Then again, we’ve never been to Buffalo, and we don’t know how they roll there – perhaps said couple didn’t make it to the stall and she was using the sink for support.

‘Disturbance’ at Ralph was couple having sex in ladies’ restroom (Buffalo News)

* Why the Carolina cheerleaders? Don’t act like you forgot about their passionate afternoon in a Tampa bathroom.