Kyle Orton was chosen as the Bears QB in the preseason, and he’s exceeded all expectations. The Bulls have juggled their lineup, starting rookie Derrick Rose and shifting vets Ben Gordon and Kirk Hinrich to the bench, and though it’s early, they seem vastly improved over last year’s 33-win debacle. Jay Mariotti resigned from the Sun-Times, and the paper’s sports pages seem less bitter and more informative. Perpetually angry radio host Mike North lost his show and vanished into the ether.

But America loves a comeback, and North seems hell bent on returning to relevancy. He’s come up with a web venture wherein he offers “seminars” to help you achieve your goals and dreams. The man went from hot dog vendor to unemployed radio host, and you can, too! He’s also putting videos on You Tube that … actually, we’re not entirely sure what purpose they serve.