Making her TBL debut, Keri Russell, aka Felicity … what if the US defaulted on its bazillions in debt? … GM is worth nothing, yet we are bailing them out? … how brazen are these AIG pricks? Taking another luxury “business trip” while we shove hard-earned tax dollars in their pockets … for the first time in its history, the postal service is laying off 40,000 … the St. Louis Blues are giving fans a bailout! … nice sting operation here … we plan on hitting Starbucks today! …

Just for the heck of it, Dwight Howard showed up at practice dressed up as Tyrone Biggums. (Orlando Sentinel)

MLS community unites to help player’s wife. Bit of a tear-jerker, this one. (NYT)

Depressing end to the career of Roy Jones. (Newsday)

Greg Paulus didn’t start, Duke didn’t cover, and freshman Elliot Williams threw down a sweet 360 dunk. (News-Record)

It’s a good thing Clinton Portis is more durable than Willie Parker, because if he weren’t, 50-50 would mean “out.” (Hogs Haven)

Doesn’t Tom Brady make you want to buy a long brown raincoat? (Inside Track)

Steve Nash and a few other NBA players look like aliens? (Big Ernie McCarken)

Hey, Lee Corso finally got one right! (Shreveport Times via Fang’s Bites)

Nice read on the three-point arc in college basketball getting moved. (LA Times)

Hasselbeck’s expected to start this weekend in Seattle – adjust your fantasy lineups accordingly. (Seattle PI)

Former OSU lineman busted on drug trafficking charges. (Plain-Dealer)

Nuggets win big financially with the McDyess buyout. (Rocky Mountain News)