Chris Kaman Isn’t Going Anywhere
1-liner, College Basketball, NBA, Video November 12th. 2008, 4:15pmKaman Not on the Table: Peter Vecsey, who flings poop against a wall like no other, recently “reported” that Chris Kaman of the Clippers might be trade bait now that Marcus Camby is healthy. False, says Mike Dunleavy. The Bobcats had inquired about Kaman, but “they got a rejection.” Move along, nothing to see here. Unrelated: Remember how much of a force Camby was at UMass? He was a dominant, dominant college player. “He’s the elevator man! High wire time, baby, showtime!” Love that clip. Vintage Vitale. That 1996 Kentucky team was just too stacked.
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November 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Marcus played college hoops for all the right reasons: jewelry and whores.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
you obviously haven’t seen me fling poop against a wall. they don’t call me the Big Poo-nit for nothing.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
That 1996 Kentucky team was
that clip brought back some memories. John Wallace and Otis Hill were forces down low. damn those were the days
November 12th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I remember that UMass team lighting up Arkansas in one of the first games on the year, I think it was ‘96. They were damn good.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Tell me a Clippers/Bulls trade wouldn’t work though. Kamen for Nocioni, Aaron Gray, and a draft pick.
Wait, that doesn’t make much sense for the Clippers. How about Tyrus Thomas and Drew Gooden for Chris Kamen? Drew Gooden’s contract is expiring this year too. Actually now I’m not sure this is a good move for the Bulls.
Whatever, kill me. Bulls suck.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Camby got paid so much they couldn’t afford to get anybody else around him in college.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Kaman is not from this earth.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He is from Michigan.
November 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
+1 Maggs. We definitely agree on greasy Coach Cal…
November 12th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Lou Roe?
November 12th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
What about Jason Cipolla? Now he’s dating Lorraine Bracco. Crazy.