The Day a Short, Spectacles-Wearing CEO Defeated Michael Jordan in a 1-on-1 Game to Three
NBA, Video November 13th. 2008, 2:45pmWith sweet end-of-the-video mockery from Damon Wayans. Video claims to be from 2003, but it seems way older than that. (NESW Sports)
Update: Henry Abbott wrote a post about this on TrueHoop in February. Abbott demanded the video show up on YouTube and 8 short months later – BAM!
Hey, I even wrote a post about the post about the then-elusive video! Small world. – CRM
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November 13th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
The Jordan regime would never let this see the light of day back when it originally happened.
November 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
That guy probably dropped 5 grand to hit those floater layups. Damon Waynes needs to just shut up. Last relevent movie: The Great White Hype?
November 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
i read about this a long time ago. the writer didn’t think it was video taped.
November 13th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I’m surprised Oakley hasn’t killed Wayans yet.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
after watching the video, it was clearly to taped. that writer was an idiot. he also made it sound like the guy beat Jordan handily. this guy got lucky with three lay ups.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Jordans IV and Jordans VI were the best basketball shoes ever made.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Major Pain was AWESOME. I repeat, AWESOME.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Lucky with 3 layups!!!!!!
November 13th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
IV >>> VI
November 13th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Major Payne was an awesome movie. It was the last good movie Bam Bam Biggalo was in.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Home boy with RecSpecs at the :11 mark looks like he’s wearing Jordan XXII’s, which came out last year.
Jordan XI’s are the best ever. Per science.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Bespectacled CEO > Karl Malone
November 13th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
I still use the “What you giggling ’bout fat boy? You find a candy in yo pocket?” line regularly.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
alright Clown, ill give you that. The black and red ones. Jordan XX3 coming out 11/28. take a look at them clown. pretty sick
November 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
The Kobe equivalent of this video would be him in a hotel room in Colorado.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I mean, does anyone think Kobe would let this happen?
November 13th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
cursed thinks this video was taped in ‘95, when MJ was peaking in suckitude (per cursed, please don’t smite me).
November 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
There’s a similar video of David West uber-pwning Tim Duncan here.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
fucking A nick. i need to start doing that properties shit
November 13th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Sorry irish.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
This has been around forever.
I heard there is film of JFK’s assination, see if you can dig that up.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
its cool Nick. I should have known better
November 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Have any of you guys seen this new video? It’s pretty funny.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Actually, the Jordan video looks to have been on the internet since November 7th, but if anyone has a link to it being anywhere before then, please…. /link?
November 13th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
air jordan 14’s black and red
November 13th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Look like Jordan was at a Craig Ehlo family reunion.
Malone would have been there too but he was too busy texting Kobe’s wife.
November 13th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I had the Jordans with the black patent leather around the base, black everywhere else. dope as fuck. I messed them up climbing into a ditch on 75 during a whiteout and helping out some hippy who needed his guitar. dick.
true story
November 13th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
lesson of the day: Never help hippies.