Cassie, yum … Joe the Plumber is going to be a millionaire, after all … London no longer wants the Olympics in 2012 … don’t just scoff because it says the D word … this seems harsh, no? … are The Roots really going to be Jimmy Fallon’s house band for his destined-to-suck late night show? … no more social security for a decaying corpse … disturbing: Toddlers forced to fight

Yes, as newspapers dwindle, sadly, we won’t be treated so investigative stories like this. (News-Express)

Stephen Curry went for 33 against JMU in a rout; reminder: JMU is No. 1 in I-AA football. (Daily News Record)

Barkley gets destroyed in HORSE by a poker player. (NESW Sports)

Moon the goalie, make a free kick. (Lion in Oil)

A food review at Mackey Arena. Survey says: yuck. (Kornheser’s Cartel)

Not huge fans of Amy Poehler, but we’ll watch if Rashida Jones is involved. (NY Post)

Lions fans can’t spell. (Joe Sports Fan)

NASCAR and the NFL are feeling the sting of the stinky economy. (Mediaweek via Fang’s Bites)

$400,000 down the tubes to a Nigerian e-mail scam. (Fox News)

Yet another newspaper guy goes online. (700 Level)

“If the Eagles miss the playoffs for the third time in four years, and there’s absolutely no reason to think that they won’t, someone has to go.” (Philly Inky)

Female fans kissing last night on MNF? (Sparty and Friends)

The Song Girls new squad might have been selected yesterday. (Inside SoCal)

Random comparisons of sports blogs to women. (Sports Dollar)