Kelly Monaco, who is well worth a google … deadbeat homeowner? Find refuge in Texas! … Leinart’s ex and Bush’s current in bikinis … Japan is trying to hand out free money, but apparently, the citizens don’t want it … Tony Romo has tamed what’s-her-name … unreal: cops taser pallbearer while he’s carrying the casket … man steals credit card at a morgue, uses it at a strip club … help this woman decide if her husband is cheating on her … the Somali pirates are hotter than Stephen Curry … after the jump, random Scarlett …

Megan Fox outtakes. Go. Now. (GQ)

Mildly creepy footage from a Boston TV station of Tom Brady dining out with Gisele. (Fox Boston)

Looks like Play Magazine was losing more money than previously thought. (Observer via Romenesko)

The coolest high school pep rally, ever: Will Smith and Tony Romo. (Dallas Morning News via Smackcaster)

Pujols is the MVP, as well as a soccer fan. (Fox Sports)

Should the Red Sox pursue Texiera? (Boston Herald)

Layoffs in NASCAR? (That’s Racin)

This blogger seems to take joy in getting choked out by MMA fighters. (Hard for the Yard)

Ashley Judd was at the Kentucky-UNC bloodbath last night. (World of Isaac)

The Cubs re-signed Ryan Dempster, who apparently is a nice guy. (Bleed Cubbie Blue)

If John Chiles is the heir apparent to Colt McCoy, then Garrett Gilbert will follow Chiles. (Burnt Orange Nation)

Yes, the MVP award is losing its value. (The Big Picture)

Cross Texas defensive coordinator Will Muschamp off your wish list, Clemson. (Mack Brown Texas Football)