It’s Not So Great … To Be … a Michigan Wolverine Right Now
College Football November 21st. 2008, 1:15pm
Michigan faces Ohio State tomorrow in the supposed biggest rivalry in college football. For the first time in my life, I can’t watch.
I’m 24 years old. For at least twenty of those years, I have been a Michigan man. I busted out the Desmond Howard Heisman pose on the imagined gridiron of my eight-year-old mind. I did the same on the real one in my cap and gown.
During games I have Howard Dean yelped. I’ve chest bumped. I’ve thrown furniture. I’ve stared in disbelief. I’ve skipped with the sprightliness of a school girl. I’ve run outside shirtless, swearing on a subzero night. I’ve kissed. I’ve cursed. I’ve cried. I’ve cried for blood. I always cared.
Lloyd and I had a stormy time together. I defended him often, but also disparaged him. I toasted his health, but once threatened to disembowel him. There were ups, downs, highs, lows, lefts, rights and general silliness over the Carr years, but the existential issues remained cozily inside the box.
I’m not sure what this season did to me. Perhaps, it is the compiled dismay of watching Utah, Illinois, Toledo, Michigan State and Northwestern cudgel us at home, in the same season. I feel like the lab rat, shocked so many times it just lies there and takes it. I limit my calls home. I haven’t exchanged text messages with my brother in more than a month.
Tomorrow, I will be on an airplane when the Michigan-Ohio St. game kicks off. I chose that flight on purpose.
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November 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
as a penn st. fan i always root against whichever team would be fucked more by losing this game. Tressel OWNS Michigan so it would be hysterical if the one year where this game is a shoo-in for OSU, Michigan came into the shoe and beat the sweater vest.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Michigan fans are just coming off as a bunch of spoiled bitches this year. All they did was bitch about Carr and there needing to be a change. They must have thought they would be 12-0 in their first post-Carr season. What kind of real fan doesn’t support their team in the biggest game of the year? Michigan Men I guess…
November 21st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
ty, make sure to order the in-flight television service if available. you know you will want to watch the game.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:25 pm
The story gets stranger with you.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:27 pm
GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21st, 2008 at 1:27 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LjcRlI1EII
For everyone’s viewing pleasure…
/I don’t give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
//It’s 1:26 and Michigan Still Sucks!
November 21st, 2008 at 1:27 pm
First a Bob Ley interview, now a Michigan post that will be overloaded with funny comments, this has been a good day at the office for me and you TBL.
I’ll start it off….Who does Michigan play on Saturday? The team that beats them.
/ Works every week, and got laughs from the folks in Section 19 at DKR earlier this season.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:28 pm
You know, I heard somewhere that Michigan sucks. But what do I know?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:29 pm
umm, we are missing the point here. Soccer still stucks giraffe balls
November 21st, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Ohio, the State, and tOSU also both suck as well.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Jesus, a bit of a drama queen, aren’t we?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:30 pm
sucks
November 21st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
No its not.
In other news Jamal Crawford is about to be traded for Al Harrington
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/8826626/Report:-Knicks,-Warriors-reach-deal-for-Harrington?MSNHPHMA
November 21st, 2008 at 1:33 pm
My older brother is a Michigan fan and I’m a Notre Dame fan… so I had to deal with his taunts for all of last season. So this season has provided a great deal of entertainment for me. But I’ve stopped calling during games and leaving messages on his voicemail. I’ve stopped sending him emails with links to box scores. It’s gotten so bad for Michigan this year, that I’ve stopped mocking him altogether. I mean, it’s no fun when they’ve lost all hope and given up.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:33 pm
lets stay on topic here…this post is about michigan sucking, not OSU.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pm
This post is about Michigan FANS sucking, not Michigan.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Ty Duffy- I wish we would have fired Ron English and Kept Lloyd. D-fence was our problem. Too late now but its was just a thought.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Kicking people when they are down is thoroughly enjoyable.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
good call…
but michigan fans have always sucked. how is it possible to pack 110,000 into the big house but be as quiet as a funeral?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I’d like all of us to bow our heads for a moment of silence…
Magglio Merkin Says:
November 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
This site is no longer humorous and based on the above comments by one of its writers (tyduffy) is out to spread misinformation about the program which I hold dear and always will no matter if we go 3-9 or 12-0. You should be ashamed of yourselves for pumping this garbage out and adding to the downfall of credibility on the internet. I have been a long time reader and poster on this site. After reading this, I will not be back and I hope others will know that you are disingenuous and poor at what you do and perhaps follow my lead.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Normally, yes. But this seems a bit different.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Amen, Pass the beer nuts…
November 21st, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Mags is a real Michigan Man. I salute his commitment and dedication to a program he obviously cares very much about.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:42 pm
That douchecanoe thought the internet had credibility?
November 21st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I’m sure the other big game will be brought up in a later post, but I needed to say that I’ll end up missing it, because I’m going to a wedding at that time instead. It’s the same wedding a lot of you folks urged me to go (and gave me advice on) to back when the Phillies clinched the pennant.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:47 pm
How awesome will it be if tOSU ends up playing and getting dominated by Alabama in a BCS Bowl.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
jpq what was the duffy comment that set him off?
Lance remember what cursed said way back when…watch out for the dance pussy
November 21st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
pretty shitty, actually.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
@ mmonast: I bookmarked that story and those comments cheer me up when the offline world gets me down.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:53 pm
@mmonast
it was this thread…
http://thebiglead.com/?p=9450#comments
November 21st, 2008 at 1:58 pm
duffy is taking over the site!
November 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
yup. the guy who won them a national championship they ran out of town.
but the guy who didn’t win a national championship they ogle over like some little tin god (shitbechler).
ah, the malaise and blue!
November 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
@irishmafia – Georgia Tech just ran for another 20 yards.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Tampa’s comment after Maggs’ resignation was funny.
I’m thinking “Blame Rich Rod” is going to replace “Blame Bush” when Dubya gets out.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:04 pm
lance some good stuff in that wedding discussion thread, i remember looking at it the next day and having some laughs
November 21st, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I’m a Michigan Man and I’m embarrassed by tyduffy’s post. ty, if you were my kid, and I’m about old enough to be your old man, I’d bitch slap you silly.
It’s one bad year. Everyone take a breath. We’ll be back to mocking spence and his ilk in no time flat.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Problem is, I’m not so sure. It definitely won’t be next year since you still won’t have a QB or RB. DickRod has never been known for defense, so you can’t rely on that. I respect having faith, but when you’re this bad you got to show me before I’ll believe.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:11 pm
sounds fun, can’t wait.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
It’s one bad year.
Worst year in the University’s History I believe.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:12 pm
its has been a while now…
November 21st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
The thought also crossed my mind that Michigan might be a powerhouse in a few years. So, are we wrong for excessively mocking them now?
November 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Thank you, Michigan, for taking the spotlight off of us.
/s/ Coach Tuberville
November 21st, 2008 at 2:14 pm
@cgb- im sorry, do i know you on here?
November 21st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
At least you can fall back on your conference, Michigan fans.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
oh, believe me, i hate the stinkbears, but i fully expect rich rod to have a crazy, scary offense here in a few years. im getting in my potshots while i can.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I actually think OSU matches up well with Alabama. I would not want to play Florida/Oklahoma/TT/USC.
But bring on Bama.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
spence please explain to me the reason why there is a giant pole behind the goal post in Ohio Stadium.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
And TBL, I haven’t seen a server this slow since watching Michael Chang win the French Open. Zing!
November 21st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Well put Ty Duffy. Spoken like a silver spoon Michigan Fan.
/Fuck Michigan, they suck ass, I hope we put up 50 (doubt it)
November 21st, 2008 at 2:24 pm
lance, please explain to me why every other stadium DOESN’T ahve a giant pole behind the goal post.
/seriously, i have no idea.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
@ lance
flagpole?
November 21st, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Really? I don’t think there is anyone (really in the country let alone at tOSU) who matches up with Julio Jones. That will take guys out of the box and let ‘Bama run. It might not be a total abortion but the Alabama lines will be too much for you guys to handle. Also I think Saban is a slightly better coach than the sweater vest. It goes without saying TP is the X-Factor.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
you can see it faintly in the far endzone
November 21st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
LBL… It’s the flag pole. The US Flag is hoisted before every game. You may have heard of that tradition?
November 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I went to wikipedia’s article on ohio stadium and there wasn’t anything about the pole. But their article on Fenway mentions every quirk in the park (Green Monster, Fisk Pole, Pesky Pole, Lone Red Seat, The Triangle, etc.)
November 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
While I might not like spence, I can appreciate his attitude.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
a better view
November 21st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
A couple points.
1. I will cede the Michigan fan arrogance point. But, with the amount of talent, money and effort invested into the program, it’s acceptable to have high standards. Criticism of their performance in bowl games and against Ohio St. in recent years was justified.
2. It wasn’t a bad year. It was one of the worst in school history. The last time Michigan had as bad of a season, my 17-year-old father was seeing some unknown band called Led Zeppelin at the Filmore West. Toledo at home! Rooting for your team is not blindly supporting every decision. You love your family. That doesn’t mean you ignore all of their shortcomings. Rich Rodriguez may turn it around. But he fucked up big time this season.
Show me something. Show me anything besides “he’s a good coach” and “he did it at West Virginia” that justifies optimism for next season?
November 21st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
aw…that’s a little harsh.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I thought maybe there was some legend about it or something. Like so-and-so graduated, went to the war, came back, CEO’d a successful company, and donated $____ to hoist ‘Ol Glory ___feet off the ground before every game.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
um…sam mcguffie MIGHT not transfer?
November 21st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
LBL… Good question. It’s been there for as long as I remember (into the 70’s). I’ve seen in older pics as well.
You’ve piqued my curiousity. I may need to do some research on it.
November 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
@ Wally: I’m also curious if tOSU always defends one specific end zone if they win the toss so that the kicker doesn’t get distracted (that pole clearly splits the goal post, could potentially decide games).
November 21st, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Michigan hasn’t been the same since Jon Vaughn left.
November 21st, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Fair weather fan!