This is Rocio Guirao Diaz. She’s Argentine. I’d save the Googling for home, friends. Patrick dot Imig will be here this weekend to entertain you with the written word.

Jeff Fisher came to practice in a parachute yesterday. (Tennessean)

Ten athletes who died while playing their sports. (toptenz)

The UFC’s Goran Reljic heard a car crash into the sea near his home and saved two lives. (FanHouse)

How might the BCS games look? (Sparty & Friends)

I don’t have money, but you can have this drawing of a spider. Genius. (9News)

Seton Hall’s coach seems edgy. (SNY.tv)

It’s a good idea to give Joshua Cribbs the ball because he’s quite fast. (Waiting For Next Year)

A vote for Mussina to the Hall. (Kallas Remarks)

A dog named Condom. (AdAge)

Ah, the “how many” question. (FOXNews)

Human slinky! (Break)

Jason Levien, the future Assistant GM of the Kings. (Sports Agent Blog)