Betty White would like to thank you for being a friend. At 78 years old, she’s still going strong. Try and admit you don’t think she’s still attractive. In other news, a student in Florida was arrested for farting. I’m not making that up. Yes, yes… people who fart get arrested, people who sell weed can go to jail and people who murder can get out on good behavior after a few years. Fun times.

Our cyber cronies found visual proof that P.J. Carlesimo’s firing was just a formality. [The Sports Hernia]

Also inevitable: Ball State replaces the Lions. [eTrueSports]

Gators quarterback not named Tebow charged with burglary. [Deadspin]

The MLS has announced some competition changes for 2009. [MLSNet]

It keeps getting worse for the Eagles: Shawn Andrews might be done for the season. [Philly Inquirer]

Jets QB Erik Ainge suspended four games for steroids and the like. [NY Times]

Todd McLellan is a different cat. [Josh Q Public]

An appreciation for Jason Hanson, perhaps the best Lions player right now. [MLive]

Before he rose to stardom in UFC, Brock Lesnar nearly broke his neck at WrestleMania 19. [Youtube]

The Bungles can’t get any worse. Seriously. [Cold Hard Football Facts]

Okay, don’t get your panties in a ruffle over Betty White. Here you go…