You’ve got to know when to fold ‘em, Lois. Who did she hire to do her PR, Roger Clemens?

Feldman acknowledged drinking heavily before the game and says she doesn’t remember being in the bathroom. “I would never ever do that,” Feldman said. “My kids are my life. I go to church every Sunday.” But Feldman tells the Daily Times Herald she may have been drugged or otherwise victimized. “Everybody thinks something got put in my drink,” Feldman said.

We’re waiting to hear the timeline from when she left her seat to use the bathroom and when she was caught with her underwear at her ankles with a stranger balls deep inside of her as a crowd egged them on. The police seem to find her latest claims quite comical.

When asked to respond to Feldman’s suggestion that she is a victim of a crime, Hestness said: “All I can say is the actions went on for some period of time with many witnesses on hand and no one reported either party was objecting.” Hestness said Feldman made no allegations to the officers at the scene about the incident being non-consensual.

Poor lady. Just so completely clueless. On the plus side, this is the second hilarious bathroom stall story in as many years. Larry Craig and Lois Feldman should speak at the next bathroom stall convention, assuming such a thing exists.

Woman in Metrodome sex incident says she was victim (Daily Times Herald)