A morning peek into what sports bloggers around the web are saying, interspersed with various news, gossip, and analysis. Many thanks to We Are the Postmen for teaching us how to do a “continue reading” post.

Ten things overheard from those watching the Steelers-Dolphins game. (Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Blog?)

Do you feel bad for Dimitri Young of the Detroit Tigers? (Mack Avenue Tigers)

Back in the day … was Jason Whitlock’s around the way girl cheating on the overweight lova with the late Derrick Thomas? (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

The Cubs don’t play defense, leaving fans angry. (Bleed Cubbie Blue)

This, friends, is a facial. (Hoops Addict)

Who knew Mike Vanderjagt rocked a Mazda Miata? (The Foam Finger)

Michael Cooper wets his pants over Greek center. (I Heart KG)

Philadelphia 76ers 3-point gunner Kyle Korver took a summer trip to South Africa, but not for the same reasons Dave Chappelle went there. (Philadelphia Inquirer)

Norman Chad is officially making the Arizona Cardinals his team of destiny. (Houston Chronicle)

Want to give some deep thought to Marion Jones? Maybe you should. (Rant your head off)

We don’t know any 5-foot-8 white guys, but we wish we did. They sound cool. (Phat Phree)

The reason Tiger Woods is so muscular is because of this man. (Review-Journal)

Hellooooooo, Emmy Rossum. (In Case You Didn’t Know)

Who gets the credit for last night’s Pittsburgh victory? Charlie Batch? The defense? Willie Parker? (Captain’s Quarters)