Nine Things We Pondered While Watching Football Sunday (And Plaxico’s Great Applebee’s Lie)
NFL, Peter King December 1st. 2008, 9:00am
1. The San Diego Chargers went to the AFC Championship game last season, and returned virtually the entire team intact. Sure, Merriman’s hurt, but to plunge to 4-8 after a home loss to Atlanta is inexcusable. Supposed offensive guru Norv Turner is now 69-84-1 in his career.
2. New Orleans coach Sean Payton, a media darling, is 0-17 when trailing entering the fourth quarter. When the media removes itself from Payton’s balls, perhaps they’ll write about how it is about time the offensive genius use his superpowers to conjure a comeback.
3. The New York Giants have won seven in a row, and the last six of those opponents have winning records. Beat Dallas two weeks from now and it’d be difficult to envision the Giants not reaching the Super Bowl.
4. Peter King said last night it was “highly unlikely” Plaxico Burress would ever play with the Giants again. He’s fucked: “Getting special treatment at New York-Cornell Hospital, where he gave his name as Harris Smith, saying he’d been shot at an Applebee’s restaurant. Nonetheless, hospital workers recognized him as Plaxico Burress, sources said, and the gunshot was not reported, as required by law.” Applebee’s? Yeah, he better have a damn good lawyer.
5. New playoff outlook: NFC looks like Giants, Vikings, Bucs, Cards, with Dallas and Carolina as the wild cards. The AFC looks like Jets, Steelers, Titans, Broncos, with Indy and Baltimore as the wild cards. The Patriots have four winnable games, but three of the four are on the road.
6. A fake field goal attempt wherein 250-pound kicker Sebastian Janikowski is asked to run the football is either incredibly laughable or incredibly brilliant. Laughable because, well, there’s no shot he’s out-running anyone anywhere, and that includes Peyton Manning and Kurt Warner. Brilliant because … who expects the Raiders to attempt such a play? It failed, of course - the pitch to Janikowski was bad and the Chiefs took it to the house for six.
7. Dude, where’s my offense? The Redskins have scored four TDs in four games and are 7-5 heading into Baltimore next weekend. Bart Scott must be salivating.
8. If we have to stomach any more DREW BREES FOR MVP talk, we’re moving to Edmonton and learning the nuances of hockey. What does it matter if he leads the league in yards if he also is near the tops in interceptions? Quick, someone find out how many fourth quarter picks he’s thrown this season. Aaron Brooks had five fourth quarter comeback wins in 2004 alone. How’s this: All three MVP “favorites” - Brees, Warner, and Favre - lost this weekend.
9. Three weeks ago, the Browns beat the Bills on the road on MNF to improve to 4-6. Brimming with potential now that Brady Quinn was the QB, perhaps Romeo’s job could be saved. No. Quinn got hurt and the Browns haven’t scored a TD in two games. And Ken Dorsey’s probably going to be your starter the rest of the season, now that Anderson’s done for the year.
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December 1st, 2008 at 9:04 am
they did lose turner
December 1st, 2008 at 9:04 am
Norv and Romeo are done. Giants are scary. Steelers best in the AFC.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:06 am
also, im guessing a 9-7 finish for the ravens. maybe 8-8
December 1st, 2008 at 9:08 am
The Chargers won 14 games two years ago playing a third-place schedule and only beating two teams with a winning record. Then, promptly threw up all over themselves against the Patriots. Last year, they clawed back from a horrendous start to go 11-5, then beat a Tennessee team who wouldn’t have made the playoffs had Tony Dungy not sat his starters. Next, they beat a Colts team with zero pass rushers who gave them about eight seconds to throw on every play.
Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe the Chargers just weren’t ever as good as you thought?
December 1st, 2008 at 9:11 am
Impossible, they have so much talent, winning games is irrelevant, having talent makes you the best, just ask espn and USC.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:11 am
Sweatpants to a club?
December 1st, 2008 at 9:11 am
Probably so, but even though they sucked it up this week don’t sleep on the Colts.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:12 am
Tied with Brees for the interception lead? You guessed it - Brett Favre. Is it lonely on the Jets’ bandwagon this morning?
December 1st, 2008 at 9:12 am
T minus 4 hours until somebody starts a blog named “Shot by Harris Smith”.
Also, you’re underestimating Atlanta. I like them more than Carolina.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:12 am
@TBL — You are still in denial about the Falcons, huh?
The Cowboys still have the Steelers, Giants, Eagles, and Ravens. The Falcons rode is significantly easier, and they have the tiebreaker edge.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:13 am
James Harrison should get more MVP love - best player on the best defense in the league.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:15 am
At this point I say just give the MVP award to the Giants’ O-line. Who the hell else deserves it?
December 1st, 2008 at 9:16 am
Someone predicted the Chargers would have a terrible season.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:17 am
has 18 more tackles than the next closest person in the top ten in sacks. leading the league in forced fumbles. and has a pick. easily defensive poty and in a very weak mvp class i think he has a chance
December 1st, 2008 at 9:18 am
Matt Ryan for MVP
December 1st, 2008 at 9:18 am
TBL - all that “Denver is a fraud” talk and Cutler hating really helped your boys yesterday. I’m certainly not saying that Denver isn’t a bad team, but you had that beatdown coming.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:20 am
Agreed. If Dallas gets in it will be because they have a head to head win over the Bucs.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:20 am
I’m finally finding something fun about this season. I love to watch both Baltimore and Atlanta play. Watching the young qb’s succeed is great. Flacco really impressed me yesterday. And Ryan has been a steady hand all season. Should be an exciting finish for both of those teams.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am
Add Miami to my list, it’s just that they are atrocious to watch. Boring stuff there.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:23 am
Man, I think it’s time to take off my MU shirt and logo…
December 1st, 2008 at 9:23 am
Flacco has really come a long way in the past six weeks or so. I’d previously only watched him during the Indy-Balt game (where he was terrible), but the kid has great touch on the deep ball. I watched him in the I-AA playoffs last year and thought he had an NFL arm, but certainly didn’t expect him to develop this quickly.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:23 am
yea, i was dead wrong on matt ryan…dude’s legit.
flacco is dogshit.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:23 am
I would be for this. In terms of the realistic candidates (running backs or quarterbacks), he’s the best option.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:24 am
James Harrison is a monster. I’m not big on the Steelers, but I love watching that dude play. I hope the Rooney boys don’t agree to pay him when his contract expires and my boys snatch him up.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:24 am
the steelers defense is going to prison rape ken dorsey in a couple weeks. i can’t wait.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:26 am
Over the weekend, Crennel was doing and interview with some radio station and the interviewer asked Crennel how likely it was he’d be fired at the end of the year.
Crennel said the typical “Not my call” stuff but then started talking about how much he’d hate to be out of work. Yeah, I’m sure him losing his job will put him in the same situation as everyone else who’s having trouble with work this year.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:27 am
I didn’t even know Dorsey was still in the league until yesterday.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:30 am
The Browns should start Josh Cribbs over Dorsey.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:31 am
@spencer — Browns upcoming schedule includes Titans, Eagles, Steelers. All on the road. Dorsey may be lucky to make it through the season.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:32 am
bsanders…i wouldn’t mind that.
seriously, watching the browns this year has aged me 10 years.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:33 am
The Browns should call Jeff George.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:33 am
Flacco has really impressed for a rookie. Ravens are a scary team, they aren’t great, but now they have an offense that can win games.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
Love those Viking helmets, they should keep those.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:35 am
Thanks Whitlock…
December 1st, 2008 at 9:35 am
s1rweeze = whitlock?
December 1st, 2008 at 9:36 am
That play by the Raiders yesterday was absolutely ridiculous. Talk about a bad team being bad. Damn it was funny though.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:38 am
Vikings looked good last night. Nice to not see them looking like an Arena team.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:43 am
LT = whiner
December 1st, 2008 at 9:45 am
Between him and Rivers it’s impossible to like those douchebags.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am
LT = Done
He has absolutely no burst any more, he moves in slow motion.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am
Matt Ryan for MVP
“Matty Ice” in the building.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:47 am
LT appears to have caught the same infection as Edgerrin James. Too bad, those guys were both truly awesome once. Could do everything.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:56 am
What does it matter if he leads the league in yards if he also is near the tops in interceptions?
It has worked out alright for Favre.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:07 am
Willie Parker had 16 carries for 87 yesterday. Suck it, TBL
December 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am
Is the season over yet?
December 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am
The same infection that Shawn Alexander caught or a different one?
December 1st, 2008 at 10:12 am
no way…shaun alexander is a virgin, he couldn’t have caught anything like that unless he used a public bathroom.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:25 am
@ Cracker Jack…I meant over his career. Favre has a number of INTs.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:52 am
can Turner and Ryan split the MVP? with out those two the falcons would be 3-9 with chris redman and jerious norwood at the helm of the offense
December 1st, 2008 at 11:44 am
I’ll give it to Turner. without him, Ryan wouldn’t be nearly as good. Eli Manning will probably get some votes, but really he’s in the same boat with Ryan to me. Everyone is afraid of the Giants/Falcons running games that it’s leaving the wideouts in single coverage.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:59 am
MVP should be the Giants’ offensive line.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:01 pm
How’s this: All three MVP “favorites†- Brees, Warner, and Favre - lost this weekend.
Fair enough. We both agree to quit slurping Brees and Favre, respectively. So whoever’s out there giving Warner some love should also cut it out.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:24 pm
MVP = Eli Manning
December 1st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
If the Falcons can make the playoffs, the can cause trouble for any team out there. They’ve got a solid D, a good running game, and Ryan does not look like a rookie. They love to throw the deep ball at any time.