The Penn State Student Who Wears the Nittany Lion Outfit Got a DUI
1-liner, Campus Crime, Cheerleaders, College Football, Courts, Legal December 1st. 2008, 3:15pmCaged Nittany Lion: “The student behind the Nittany Lion costume was charged with drunken driving early last Saturday morning before the Michigan State game, Penn State Police said.” Check the application process: “After being rejected in his quest to become the Lion as a freshman, in his junior year Sheep finally beat out six other students who had made it through the interview process. The tryout included performing 50 one-armed pushups, a 30-second skit and waving the Penn State colors.” (Collegian Online)
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December 1st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Christ. The mascot suit at my school was handled by the service fraternity, and was worn by whoever wasn’t completely hungover that day. There certainly weren’t any tryouts.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I would hate to be the st. Joes Mascot but I did hear he gets a scholarship.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I blame JoePa and his lack of control on the program.
Besides - I’d be drinking too if it was the last game before he had to start going to PSU hoops games.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:29 pm
two years ago the mascot was walking around campus with the lion on and he ran me down and gave me a hug. i felt violated and honored at the same time.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:31 pm
also, ive touched this guys ass as we crowd surfed him during the michigan game. sexual harassment is a two way street buddy.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
but was his ass a two way street?
December 1st, 2008 at 4:12 pm
You call that a one-armed pushup? Please. This is a one-armed pushup.
/TBL
//Crocodile Dundee’d
December 1st, 2008 at 4:13 pm
There certainly weren’t any tryouts
community colleges are great
December 1st, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I went to a state school, gawdammit!