The Phrase “Sloppy Seconds” – Too Ribald for the AP
Media Gossip/Musings, NFL December 4th. 2008, 9:45am
While poking around the web last night to see if the Sean Avery “Sloppy Seconds” story had enough legs for another post today – it was amazing to see hockey out front on ESPN.com yesterday; also, it might have been the first time in PTI history that hockey led off the show – we were a bit perplexed as to why the Associated Press refused to print the actual phrase, “sloppy seconds,” instead replacing it with the much more reader-friendly “former girlfriends.”
It was jarring, actually. Neither ESPN nor Yahoo Sports, which posted video of Avery’s memorable quotes, censored the phrase. (Unofficial definition of “sloppy seconds” can be found in this wikipedia entry.) In fact, it seems like the Associated Press was the only media outlet to censor the phrase.
Is the AP too prude? Have we, as a society, pushed the envelope so far that a crude phrase is part of our common lexicon? Or was what Avery said too shocking not print it and show the video?
Thinking back to when we picked up the newspaper every morning before high school … let’s say a kid was thumbing through the paper Wednesday and saw news of the Avery suspension. Wouldn’t the kid be curious about why someone was being suspended and summoned to the commissioner’s office for using a term like “former girlfriends?” So then the inquisitive kid pokes around on the internet for what Avery really said … and next thing you know, he’s turning to the internet for his uncensored news.
26 Responses to “The Phrase “Sloppy Seconds” – Too Ribald for the AP”
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December 4th, 2008 at 9:53 am
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
December 4th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Sloppy seconds is a rock band?
December 4th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Newspapers are a gateway to Internet porn.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:01 am
at least he didn’t say they get his dirty whores
December 4th, 2008 at 10:03 am
The NHL hasn’t gotten this much press in years. Of course, it is press that has nothing to do with the actual game, but it is press in any event.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Is it any cruder than saying something “sucks”?
December 4th, 2008 at 10:07 am
heres hoping dany heatley kills someone with a car, the media would love that one.
whats that?
December 4th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Sean Avery will do anything to get a piece of the media pie. Just ignore the fucker.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Is Avery implying that they had unprotected sex? He certainly can’t hope that we think he was the first.
Could have been worse, he could have somehow worked creampie into the quote.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Sweet outfit.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:17 am
I always thought sloppy seconds was drinking out of the same cup as someone else. I was wrong, terribly wrong.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:18 am
CRM- I believe that is called the Leprechaun look.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:21 am
@BO- what was your nickname on here before you changed it?
December 4th, 2008 at 10:23 am
This has always been my name.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:23 am
k
December 4th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Sean Avery pisses at the lower urinal.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:31 am
we gettin anything about sports today or just BS?
/not trying to be an ass
December 4th, 2008 at 10:36 am
How many guys want to say this to their ex’s current boyfriend? I think its funny as shit that he has the platform to say it to the whole country
December 4th, 2008 at 10:38 am
i thought what avery said was funny as hell. he’s the jesse ventura of hockey (imig will like that analogy). dude is great.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Sean should remember that scooped up Rod Stewart’s sloppy seconds. ROD F*****G STEWART!!!!
December 4th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Hockey Ho?
December 4th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Tell it like it is, brother.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:21 am
You don’t need to say this to an ex’s current boyfriend. The smirk on your face when you shake his hand should be plenty.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:33 am
It’s funny, Gary Bettman suspended Avery for “conduct detrimental to the league” yet this has garnered more attention for the NHL than anything Gary Bettman has ever done. You’d think he’d be too busy out promoting the Winter Classic or working on a major marketing deal, but noooooooo he needs to suspend Avery for saying “sloppy seconds!” What a hack.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Great. Dude’s one more media “controversy” and ESPN deal with the NHL away from appearing on “dancing with the stars”
December 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
The NHL and Bettman missed out on allowing a great new rivalry to blossom. Completely short-sighted on his part, probably sealing his image and reputation as a douchebag for the rest of his tenure.