Once all the “Plaxico is an idiot” stories subside, and all the hospital workers and Giants executives who took part in the coverup are reprimanded, and Antonio Pierce finds out his fate from Fidel Goodell, the subject will inevitably turn back to: Why are so many young, successful, black athletes getting in trouble with the law?

And for that, we turn to a hopelessly-out-of-touch middle-aged white radio host Mike Francesa and his priceless interview with Fatman Scoop, a celebrated NYC radio DJ (surely 50% of you have this song on your ipod). The first few minutes are spectacular radio, as Francesa attempts to come to grips with just who he’s speaking with.