Tebow’s thrown for 2 touchdowns and the Gators are up 17-10 at the half. Just thirty more minutes until we can start throwing around the word “fraud” like it’s 2004. (Currently the most fraudulent year on record.)

In other action, USC leads UCLA in the second quarter. Also, James Madison is on top of Villanova. If I haven’t covered every conceivable match up you would care about, then you obviously attended some crazy Division 3 art school.

Hopefully, ‘Bama can get it together and protect what’s rightfully theirs as the top team in the nation. Just like Bear Bryant would have if anyone threatened to steal one of the women in his harem.