Two days in a row where we got more expenses than I could shake a stick at. Keep up the good work people. Oh, and here’s a reward of Cheryl Cole.

Tryouts for the Atlanta Steam – a lingerie football league team – are behind an elementary school. (Monkeys Throwing Darts)

What collegiate Player of the Year award produces the best pros? Hint: It’s not the Heisman. (Major League Jerk)

War of words between Ozzie and a former player. (Chicago Sun-Times)

Official told Ryan Miller to “go eff himself.” I cleaned that up for your Whopper Virgin ears. (The Buffalo News)

Announcer heads to hospital after Tebowner lasts for more than 4 hours. (SSNN)

Brazil’s tourism board is reaching out. (Dave Lozo Dot Com)

The MLS wants to expand to Portland. (Unprofessional Foul)

Should Derek Rose be an All-Star? (Mouthpiece Sports)

Sean Salisbury was ahead of the curve. Flirting goes high-tech. (USA Today)

High school team doesn’t punt and wins the state title. TMQ nods in approval. (Straight Pinkie.com)

Wizards involved in a 3-team trade which gives the Hornets an actual backup for CP3! (ESPN)

Christmas gift for Peyton Manning. (Can’t Stop The Bleeding)

Motion capture pitchers. (ESPN Video Game Division)

Should Obama bail out unemployed writers? How about unemployed wannabe writers? (The New Republic)

Joe Sakic was injured in a snowblower accident. (Sports Crackle Pop – link contains dude butt)