When in doubt, go with Scarlett.

Scores is closing. (FOXNews)

Completely effed up picture, video and .gif from the untelevised portion of last night’s UFC event. 6′4, 155lb. Corey Hill annialated his leg. I repeat - this link is not for the squeamish. It’s horrific. I really can’t stress that enough. (Deadspin)

The story of Buckeye, Tyson Gentry - who was paralyzed during practice in 2006. (Waiting For Next Year)

Che Guevara: Big Masturbator? (Gawker)

Fun with the Harris Poll. (SimonOnSports)

Some of Pam Ward’s greatest hits from this season. (Awful Announcing)

The 2009 Clicksy Awards. Make your vote count! (Hot Clicks)

Greg Maddux is a man of few words. (Review Journal)

Didn’t watch de la Hoya- Pacquiao? You weren’t alone. (LA Times)

Bloggers turn to video. “The Sports Show” (The Sports Point)

Via Diekemper: “Dude, owns one of the largest papers in the country and refuses to speak with his reporters on arguably the paper’s biggest story in decades, one in which his paper is a central figure.” (Chicago Breaking News)

Some nations with less wealth than CC Sabathia. (Mouthpiece Sports)

Bowl previews Part 1. (Sparty & Friends)

Eli Manning is quite the prankster. (Esquire)