Sports Quotes of the Year: 41. Ozzie Guillen, "Because our fans are not stupid like Cubs fans. They know we're [expletive] … Wrigley Field is just a bar." 34. Shaq, "I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men." 13. Jared Allen: "I don't think anyone on this team knows what 'schism' is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it, and I thought 'Whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.'" 12. Julian Tavarez: "Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's four in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me." [ESPN] (27)

Wives and Girlfriends of NBA Stars: VH1 is giving the wives of current and former basketball players a TV show. Tentative title: Basketball wives. The players? Shaquille O’Neal, Eric Williams, Antoine Walker, Jermaine O’Neal and Udonis Haslem. Considering Shaq allegedly cheated on his wife recently (with the fiancee of Gilbert Arenas) and she's filing for divorce, the show has the potential to be Jersey Shore-good. Basketball Wives premieres on March 15, 2010. [Live Feed] (11)