Weren’t the brilliant minds that attend Duke University supposed to be smarter than keggers, strippers, and gangbangs?

Duke’s pretty successful lacrosse team – currently No. 2 in the nation – appears to have gotten itself into quite the sex scandal.

Police are looking into a wild March 13 party near campus that involved – no surprise here – underage boozing and “private party dancers.”

How do you know it’s getting serous? Last week, 46 of the 47 players submitted DNA samples per a judge’s request (the victim described her assailants as white, so the team’s lone black player wasn’t required to report for testing).

Don’t bother checking out the Duke University website – like a crime scene, it’s been scrubbed clean.

Games called off amid Duke sex scandal (USA Today)