Capping a wild week in the national hazing scandal, university big-shots everywhere are facing a maddening dilemma: How the heck to we stop kids from posting pictures of themselves doing stupid shit on the internet. Answer: You can’t stop the internet, you can only hope to contain it. (New York Times)

Ever wonder if Albert Pujols was on the juice? Wonder no more. (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)

Get to know your underclassmen who entered the NBA draft. And let us know if you laughed as hard as we did. (Sportsline)

Who’s leaking all the Larry Brown-is-out information to the media? And where the hell are these bogus Ben Gordon-to-New York trade rumors come from? The omnipotent Peter Vecsey knows. (New York Post)

Randomly feel like getting crunked for next month’s World Cup? Then this video, complete with scary Star Wars-like music, is for you. (You Tube)