Jeff Francoeur, you’ve got next on the Jenn Sterger train of love. A reader of her wildly popular and much-mocked Sports Illustrated column writes in asking for her inner-most thoughts on the male athletes she digs. And the most famous female Florida State alumni since Christine Lahti named the mustachioed Braves outfielder was one of her choices.

Not on that prestigious list: The three Big Lead editors.

On the list: Derek Jeter (he’d hit it, right? After all, his MTV girlfriend seems to have ditched him for Nick Lachey), some quarterbacks, and some hockey players.

In addition, this Jenn Sterger public announcement would also like to inform you that Jenn wants to see the Indy 500 live, she thinks it’s fraudulent to call the World Series and NBA title “World Championships” since only teams from North America are competiting against one another, and it’s borderline sacrilegious to date your best buddy’s sister.

If the above photo and column don’t do it for you, perhaps her public speaking appearance will.

Something for everyone (Sports Illustrated)