Is there a more clutch hitter in baseball today than David Ortiz? We’re going to say no. (Boston Dirt Dogs)

Now that Ben Roethlisberger is out of the hospital, is it OK to poke fun at him? (Mighty MJD)

Cal quarterback Steve Levy was working out his arm Saturday night – hurling a glass at a doorman at a bar in North Beach. Levy was “detained by citizens” two blocks later, then cuffed and stuffed. (Cal Stuff)

Whoever authorized this, in the immortal words of Ozzie Guillen, should be “shot.” Will Maria Sharapova rock sweats this week? (The Sun)

The ESPYs are spectacularly rotten. (Armchair GM)

The Italian soccer team’s victory over Australia on a questionable call late in the match induces vomiting. (That’s on Point)

The No. 11 pick in the NBA draft has resulted in a whole lotta nothin’ in recent years. Thus, the Orlando Magic are looking to move up. (Orlando Sentinel)

A Playboy Bunny is spilling the beans on all the debauchery that goes on at Hef’s pad. Jeremy Shockey, are you worried about your misdeeds in the grotto? (Hollywood Interrupted)

Tom Brady cozies up to a hottie on the dance floor in Vegas. Sadly, it’s only his girlfriend. (Las Vegas Journal-Review)

Where’s the interest in this year’s NBA draft? A discussion featuring Free Darko. (FOX Sports)