Archive for August, 2006

TJ Simers Talks To Us About Kobe, Athletes That Hate Him, His Lust for Salma, and of course, ESPN.

Posted August 28, 2006, 5:06 pm by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

He�s funny and fearless, and he�s hopelessly in lust with Salma Hayek. He�s TJ Simers of the Los Angeles Times. We told him we had dirt on the Grocery Bagger, and that we�d share it if he gave us a brief interview. It worked. If you thought Bill Scheft and Norman Chad were funny, you�ll [...]

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One More Look at Eddie Griffin’s Drunk Driving Escapade

Posted August 24, 2006, 6:18 pm by Jason McIntyre (1 Comment)

So was Eddie Griffin really DWDMVP (Driving While Drunk and Masturbating to Video Porn) or not? Yesterday, an email friend of ours said Griffin wasn’t jacking off, and allegedly, the Timberwolves forward may be the victim of possible extortion. There was another development yesterday – we got some reassurance from must-read Timberwolves blog I Heart [...]

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Is Bill Scheft Still Funny? We Grill Him About Such Matters.

Posted August 22, 2006, 3:47 pm by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

Heard the one about the sportswriter with the thin skin? Tony Kornheiser ring a bell? Last week, in the process of coaxing emeritus humorist Norman Chad into an interview, we took a swipe at columnist/Letterman writer/actor Bill Scheft. He emailed us, begging mercy, and we told him we’d momentarily take the knife away from his [...]

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Norman Chad Agrees to an Interview; Talks Bowling, Rental Cars, and Beer.

Posted August 15, 2006, 4:18 pm by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

We’re not ashamed to say it – for a few years now, we’ve had a fierce man-crush on itinerant sports columnist Norman Chad. A man who knows his poker, football, and how to piss off the wife, Chad is a regular on ESPN, and a quick google will turn up that his sports/comedy column has [...]

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Classic Maurice Clarett: ‘I Gotta Get My Goose On’

Posted August 10, 2006, 12:40 pm by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

This is the face of a demented criminal, and the above quote is supposedly what former running back Maurice Clarett repeatedly uttered last August prior to being cut by the Denver Broncos. Here’s the latest: the most likely reason Clarett was wearing a bullet proof vest and had a cache of weapons in the front [...]

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Paul Lo Duca, Lesson No. 1 of Cheating on Your Wife: No Pictures With the Mistress

Posted August 9, 2006, 12:53 pm by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

Boy, Mets catcher Paul Lo Duca must have dirty photos of the owners of the New York Post in compromising positions with multiple farm animals, because this morning, the paper continues its full-scale assault on the All-Star, tracking down the 19-year-old college student who he allegedly cheated on his wife (the Playboy model) with.

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‘You’re nothing without that badge and gun.’ Dale Davis Finds Out Steven Seagal Movie Lines Will Get You Tasered

Posted August 4, 2006, 3:12 pm by Jason McIntyre (1 Comment)

In a story rapidly become our favorite athlete arrest in quite some time, theres more today to the harrowing tale of Detroit Pistons center Dale Davis getting arrested and tasered by police in Miami. Were dumbfounded by two amazing facts to this case: A) Davis rolls with three cell phones, and B) The mild-mannered Davis [...]

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