We’re a bit ticked off that it’s taken us a whopping two days to get to the first official college football of the year: Oklahoma quarterback/boozehound Rhett Bomar has been thrown off the team for pretending to work, and getting paid (handsomely) to do so. Bomar had the system down – he’d punch in on the clock, leave for a few hours, attend practice, and then go back on the job and clock out.

Hope you invested wisely, Rhett.

Our parting shots at Bomar will be tame, but only because we’ve always known he was a jackass. Sept 2005. Bomar is busted for underage drinking by the cops. To show what a little prick the kid is, the cops asked him what was in the mug, and he said, “Dr. Pepper.” When they further inquired if there was alcohol in the cup, he said yes. Jackass.

A mere six months later, Mr. Hotshot Quarterback – who looks like an extra from Varsity Blues – is attending a New Orleans Hornets NBA game. Mind you, he’s probably one of the five most famous fans in the arena. Dollars to donuts says his face, at some point during the game, appeared on the Jumbotron.

Shit-for-brains decides to booze it up courtside, and of course an undercover police officer sees him and issues a ticket for underage drinking.

The entitlement of this little bastard annoys us. Big-time. Enjoy D2, douchebag. And another single-digit win season, Oklahoma.

Bomar’s selfishness costs Oklahoma dearly (Fox Sports)
The verdict’s in: Bomar’s a knucklehead (The Oklahoman)