In a story rapidly become our favorite athlete arrest in quite some time, theres more today to the harrowing tale of Detroit Pistons center Dale Davis getting arrested and tasered by police in Miami.

Were dumbfounded by two amazing facts to this case: A) Davis rolls with three cell phones, and B) The mild-mannered Davis evoked a lilne from Steven Seagal’s Out For Justice when confronting police.

Police say they asked again, and Davis pulled his hands from his pockets, holding three cell phones, money and credit cards.He put them back into his pants and said if the officers removed their badges and guns, he’d beat them up. Police asked him to calm down, but Davis continued shouting.

Then, grinding his teeth, Davis removed a chain from his neck, balled his fists and walked toward the officers in an “aggressive manner,” the report read. The police advised Davis they would use a Taser if he continued.

He kept advancing, so the officers used the Taser on him. Davis fell to the ground with two puncture wounds in his chest and abdomen.

Hearing this story, coupled with litany of other stories of athlete malfeasance in South Beach in the last six months, we totally want to move there, hang out in the streets around 2 a.m. with a video camera, and then put it all on You Tube.

Pistons Davis Considers Lawsuit vs. Police) (Detroit Free Press)
Tasers are not fun (Detroit Bad Boys)