A morning peek into what sports bloggers around the web are saying, interspersed with various news, gossip, and analysis. If the judge calls us to testify, we’re going to Canada.

While we wait for the bloggers to go Buckner on him, we’ll settle for Bob Ryan on how the Red Sox have “no room for error” with the Yankees coming to town. (Boston Globe)

This is just spectacular – blogger attends game, catches member of Detroit Tigers picking his nose. Too funny. (Sweaty Men Endeavors)

Calling all linebackers: Minnesota needs one. Rookie Chad Greenway is done for the season. (Minnesota Sports)

It sure would be nice to see the “Jazz Hands” on the air at some point. (Sports Pulse)

We had to push our college football preview to next week, but here’s an interesting Top 25, led by Auburn. (MGoBlog)

Placido Polanco, who made a circus grab in shallow centerfield last night against Boston in the seventh inning, apparently is done for the year. (Mack Avenue Tigers)

Sonics shell out $24 million to keep 23-year-old stud Chris Wilcox. He went for 14-8 last year, and we’ll project 18-10 this year. Dude’s good. (The Scores Report)

The good life of Matt Leinart: $14 million guaranteed money, and a damn good shot at winning the starting QB job. (The Bleacher Life)

You’ll never read anything like this again: Colorado Rockies pitcher Jason Jennings for the Cy Young Award. (Baseball Musings)

Somebody snap Donovan McNabb out of his state of delirium. (Jay. Blog)

The door remains ajar for the Houston Astros to slide into the Wild Card spot, and that’s why Astros fans are so distraught after an 18-inning loss to the Cubs last night. (Crawfish Boxes)

Lee Suggs is staying in Cleveland, after all. (New York Times)

We’d feel safer rollin out with Julius Hodge or Paul Pierce than loitering in the vicinity of European soccer players. Those fans get Artest-crazy. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)