KOBE: “What you got dog? What! Not only will I be myself in this video game, but I will talk trash, and you’ll like it! And I got a message for Chris Childs, or Reggie Miller, or any other retired punk who wants to step to me – we can knuckle up anytime, any place. And yeah, that includes you, Mike Miller.”

KID IN BLUE SHIRT: “Kobe, could you really beat up Karl Malone? I like this view of the gun show, but your chest is almost concave!”

BRUNETTE IN THE DISTANCE: “I can’t wait to tell Kobe to meet me at the Holiday Inn!”