If you squint and really challenge your eyes to look for him, you can see Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen in the white car here, naked. At the drive-thru.

Don’t see him? Look harder. We’re sure he’s there. Still not believing? Trust us. One of the drive-thru workers called the police about it. That’s how we know it’s true:

A burger joint drive-thru worker called police after Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen allegedly pulled his SUV to the window and picked up an order while naked.

The worker, who took down Cullen’s license plate number, told Dearborn officers after the late-night incident on Aug.-24 that “the suspect did nothing obscene, other than being naked at the drive-thru.”

In an interview with the Free Press on Thursday, Wendy’s shift manager Jethro Lett said he was working the second drive-thru window on Michigan Avenue near Telegraph when he heard startling news from the first window, where customers pay for their food.

“The cashier alerted me,” said Lett, 48. “.‘A guy coming to your window is naked!’”

What you’re not surprised to read: A man named Jethro works at Wendy’s in Michigan. So just to be clear – Cullen wasn’t drunk, just naked. Just wanted to be clear about that. And to think this story was only round-up worthy yesterday. Can anything that happens to the hapless Lions this season be more interesting than this?

Among Cullen’s possible destinations: Bukkake party at Eminem’s house? Making the late-night drive to Minnesota for the Vikings sex boat party tonight? Picking up his toga for his AA group’s annual party?

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