You just knew this was coming. Finally, after weeks of anticipation, Scoop Jackson has penned a retort to Jason Whitlock’s headline-grabbing Q&A with us last month in which the overweight lova called Scoop, among other things, a chronic bojangler.

We’ll reserve comment for the time being, but in summation:

I really don’t know what’s eating Mr. Whitlock, because for all his issues with me and my style, he has never done the honorable thing, which is to call me so we can discuss it man-to-man. Even when we were sitting together at a table in a Dallas hotel lobby during the NBA Finals in June watching a World Cup game with Dan Le Batard, dude never said anything. Nothing. Even when invited by the producers of “Quite Frankly” to discuss the issue — his issue with me — in July, he refused.

Perhaps if he had done that, said something to me, pulled me to the side and said, “Brah, I don’t like you, here’s why …,” we’d have no problem now. But he chose to go public, get personal, say things in print that he wouldn’t to my face. So let me say this, right here and right now: Who I am, what I write, and how I write it is not something I’ll ever have to explain or apologize for to anyone! I speak and write the truth as I see it in a language and style that people I care about and respect understand.

And … they’re off.

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