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There’s a surplus of information about the Cardinals 3-1 victory over the Mets in Game seven of the NLCS from last night, so we won’t spend too much time on it. The game was a good one, which is fortunate, because the rest of the series was absolute garbage. We’re tired, hungover, and hungry, so you’ll have to settle for the always-fun hero/goat game:

Hero: Yadier Molina, Cardinals. Awful regular season, but a very good postseason. Hit the game-winning homer in the ninth.
Goat: Carlos Beltran, Mets. Got to swing the bat, fella.
Hero: Endy Chavez, Mets. Incredible catch. Amazing, in fact.
Goat: David Wright, Mets. An RBI last night, but he choked in this series.
Hero: Jeff Suppan, Cardinals. Perez threw a damn fine game for the Mets, too. Let’s say Perez was Matt Damon-good in The Departed and Suppan was Leo DiCaprio-awesome.
Hero: Adam Wainwright, Cardinals. Forget the two singles he allowed; his stuff in the ninth was filthy. Some future he’s got.

World Series starts Saturday, and our first instinct is that the Tigers will easily dispatch the punchless Cards. We’ll venture a guess when we see the pitching matchups.

Cards Shock Mets in 9th and Are Off to World Series (NY Times)
The Beer and Pizza Series (Oddsnark)
Da Me Mas Yad Molina (Insomniacs Lounge)
Bill Simmons’ Running Diary (ESPN.com)

* And yes, you may have detected a somber tone. It is because we won’t be attending the World Series. We’ll change our tampon now and get back to blogging.