A morning peek into what sports bloggers around the web are saying, blended with various news, gossip, and analysis. It’s NBA time. Trick or Treat. An outfit we won’t be endorsing: the dude who got killed by a stingray. What’s next – are you going to be an apartment building with half of Cory Lidle’s plane in your midsection?

The Patriots rolled the Vikings, 31-7 and Tom Brady, when not sitting Indian-style on the turf, tossed four scores. (Eye on Foxborough)

Nice little scoop for the Star-Ledger: Curtis Martin of the Jets is done for the season and likely will never play again because of a right knee injury. (Newark Star-Ledger)

Heath Shuler has balls – he talked to the website that had been bashing him forever. (DC Sports Bog)

Who the hell are these clowns hating on Brian Urlacher? Overrated? Blasphemy! (Foul Balls)

Norman Chad needs a once-a-week sports show. That’s a witty motherfucker. Nice shot at Vitale, too. (Charleston Gazette)

Peter King sneaks in a zinger to ESPN’s constant slurping of the Cowboys. (SI.com)

Some rules for talking about the no-longer-regressing quarterback, Mike Vick. (SI.com)

If you didn’t like our Kenny Rogers suggestion from last week, here are plenty more options for a last minute Halloween outfit. (Pink Seats)

Are you ready for the Chicago Bulls? The roster is set. Immortality is yours – take it! (Blog-a-Bull)

An exhaustive look into the Knicks payroll of $141 million. Sure is a good thing they dumped Jalen Rose! (Ace on Sports)

Although the Cardinals already trail the bye week 14-0, Dennis Green is still employed. (Arizona Republic)

The petition to fire Jay Mariotti is picking up steam. (Fleece the Pig, Flog the Pony)

Here come the Toronto Raptors. It’s the playoffs or bust. (Hoops Addict)

Jessica Simpson, sans makeup and pigging out is not the prettiest of sights. (Hollywood Tuna)

Here’s more on that overrated NFL Players list. When people say Tom Brady, it’s just to start shit. (AOL Fanhouse)