Ok, we need every female golfer to put down the 7-iron, step away from he golf bag, and please come with us. It’ll be much easier this way. We have a simple question: Who’s juicing? The LPGA wants to know. If nobody wants to cop to cheating, that’s fine. Testing doesn’t take effect until 2008, which gives you a solid 13 months to flush it out of your system.

The intended target, so sayeth LPGA boss Carolyn Bivens, is anabolic steroids. By all accounts, nobody’s head has swelled up like Barry Bonds’, we haven’t been privy to any Bill Romanowski-like roid rages, and Natalie Gulbis (or any other female, for that matter) isn’t likely to offer us two tickets to the gun show. So what in the name of Babe Zaharias is going on here?

Is it possible that … nobody’s shoving needles in their ass? And this is all a cunning ploy to get the
men to begin steroid testing? Somehow, we know how this is going to end: With Bud Selig wiping egg of his face because a women’s sport has a more stringent drug testing system than Major League Baseball.

’Just to ensure the honor of the game’ (Geoff Shackelford)
LPGA Implements Testing To Combat Sports Doping (All Headline News)