A morning peek into what sports bloggers around the web are saying, blended with various news, gossip, and analysis. Our bowl betting guide has been an absolute disaster. We’re 3-for-8 so far.

Joe Theismann sounds off about all things Monday Night Football. (USA Today)

Pittsburgh fans who mocked us for our Bill Cowher predictions last month may want to take it all back. (Post-Gazette)

Thank you, Derek Jeter, for giving us a reason to shamelessly post photos of the effortlessly sexy Jessica Biel. The guys at Splash photos really have a difficult job. (Faded Youth)

Yearly TV ratings are in: Good news for the NFL, bad news for NASCAR, MLB. (Sports Media Watch)

ESPN’s Erin Andrews has a great rack hates it when people only see her as an athlete-dating blonde. (Deadspin)

One-time interviewee Kelly Dwyer: Ship Artest’s fake-injured ass to the Clippers. (SI.com)

Roger Federer is so incredible, he’s turning off fans. (Sun-Sentinel)

Nobody’s got a clue where Barry Zito is headed. (Beerleaguer)

Somebody get Mike Irvin a blasted clip-on tie. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Hide the bulletin boards, Shea Hillenbrand is coming to Anaheim. (Angel Blog)

Surprisingly, many teams are interested in a no-child support paying, over-the-hill, injury-prone 43-year-old five-time Cy Young award winner. (Yanks Blog)

A wacky idea about the death of college basketball. Shit? Meet wall. (Slate)

Totally calling bullshit on this one: The McPaper’s Player of the Year, Jimmy Clausen, says he’d love to have interviewed Ronald Reagan. (USA Today)

The Brewers land Jeff Suppan for just $42 million. (Where Have You Gone, Andy Van Slyke?)