We’re not fans of blind items. Really, we should just come out and say what we mean. Problem is, sometimes the junk we’re hearing is a bit on the libelous side, and well, the lawyer told us if we want to keep the .18 cents we made off google ads Wednesday, we should not use names. You won’t know the female in this item (though she is googleable), but you definitely are familiar with the two males:

There’s an extremely young gorgeous blonde ‘assistant’ from the Midwest who has allegedly bedded a nearly-retired NFL star quarterback … and she’s also supposedly had a ‘close’ relationship with a prominent college basketball coach for a few years. How close? When he switched coaching jobs a couple years ago, she changed schools, too.

Nobody correctly guessed our last blind item in October, which is probably a good thing.