A morning peek into what sports bloggers around the web are saying, blended with various news, gossip, and analysis. Not that you’ll care, but since we broke the Sean Salisbury-camera phone-penis story over the weekend, it has meant the second biggest week in the history of our tiny little blog that could (with tops being last year’s Whitlock-Scoop fiasco). Just wanted to offer a hearty thanks for your support. And keep clicking on those ads, folks!

Barry Bonds failed a test under the league’s amphetamine policy last year and tried to blame it on teammate Mark Sweeney. (NY Daily News)

Egomaniac Jay Mariotti is returning from surgery earlier than anticipated … to do Around the Horn. No word on his column. (Chicago Tribune)

If an All-American’s teacher talks to Sports Illustrated, and it’s against federal policy, what might the punishment be? (Fan’s Attic)

Why you should care about the Jason Kidd divorce. (Sports on my Mind)

Peter King, let’s revisit what you said about Nick Satan two months ago. (Shufflin Crew)

Was Rony Seikaly good enough of a baller at Syracuse to have his jersey retired? Unequivocally, yes. (Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician)

A pretty harsh critique of Peyton Manning, though we should note the Colts are playing the Ravens this weekend. (Baltimore Sun)

The heir apparent to JaMarcus Russell, Ryan Perrilloux, has had some traffic issues. Three of them, in fact. (Everyday Should be Saturday)

Minor panic at UCLA: Second leading scorer Josh Shipp has a slightly torn hammy and will miss at least the Bruins next game. (NCAA Fanhouse)

If the areolas are covered, is it still public decency? (WGAL.com)

On the Giants retaining Tom Coughlin. (Rumors and Rants)

Kelly Monaco, formerly of Dancing with the Stars, is ridiculously hot. Off-the-charts hot. Wow. (Hollywood Tuna)

Mark Mulder stays with St. Louis, but more importantly, Rick Ankiel tries to resurrect career as an outfielder. (Bronx Liaison)