By now, if you don’t know the OC is having its series finale Thursday, you obviously don’t watch the show. Bummer. Check out this non-sports, non-OC sentence I found in a New Yorker story about origami: “[Gershon] Legman was a man of diverse inclinations: he collected vulgar limericks, wrote a book about oral techniques in sexual gratification, and is credited with having invented the vibrating dildo when he was only twenty.” Susan Orlean is such a great writer.

Did Stuart Scott have pink eye in Vegas? (Leave the Man Alone)

There’s a massive coin flip in Cleveland Friday, and here’s why. (Cursed Cleveland)

No joke – these guys deserve some kind of award for these brilliant Myspace pages. Here’s Coach K, and you must read the Quin Snyder comments. (Joe Sports Fan)

Issues with three former Iowa Hawkeye football players, led by a punter suing over feral cats or some shit. (Steroid Nation)

A blogger and Gilbert Arenas’ shoe. (Just Call Me Juice)

Dale Earnhardt Jr. has a young, wicked hot girlfriend with an ample chest. The NSFW picture on the link is only a middle finger. (NASCAR Fanhouse)

At least Ken Griffey Jr.’s latest injury won’t force him to miss playing time. (Busted Play)

In case you didn’t think throwback jerseys hadn’t been out since 2002, here’s further proof. (Rumors and Rants)

This is for females and hard-core Ben Roethlisberger fans only. (Youtube)

A female writer from Page 2 comes close to saying something, but doesn’t actually say it. (Sports by Brooks)

Thanks for the props, Mississippi paper! (Sun-Herald)

Let’s give a warm welcome to the return of Tommy Morrison! (Deadspin)

The Washington Nationals … those guys … they’re really going to suck. (Gheorghe)