If They Mated: Shelden Williams and Candace Parker
Uncategorized March 27th. 2007, 6:12pm
In the most recent issue of ESPN the Magazine, there’s a neat little item about how former Duke player/current Atlanta Hawks forward Shelden Williams (three double-doubles this season and 28 rebounds … in the month of February!) is dating Tennessee star Candace Parker. She’s incredibly hot, can dunk a basketball, and she’s set for life. Hoops, modeling, TV gig – whatever the girl wants, she’ll be able to have.
There’s even a rumor they are engaged, but we haven’t seen anything official yet.
Borrowing an idea from Conan O’Brien, what would happen if they mated? Proceed to see our best guess.
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April 10th, 2007 at 12:41 AM
There’s even a rumor they are engaged, but we haven’t seen anything official yet.
Borrowing an idea from Conan O’Brien, what would happen if they mated? Proceed to see our best guess.
April 10th, 2007 at 6:37 PM
Well i very happy for them i mean she is co cute to me who wouldn’t want to marry her he is very lucky
May 11th, 2007 at 2:34 AM
Man Candace is soooooooooooooooooo hott. i don’t understand y she would want a man like him. their kids r gonna b really ugly
May 12th, 2007 at 7:34 PM
WTF?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? Of all that is wrong in the world how did one of the hottest/most talented female basketball players of the last 10(?) or so years end up with the UGLIEST DUDE TO EVER WALK ON PLANET EARTH??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?! I am absolutely flabbergasted my mind ist strating ot mlet me thinkss musst tttrrrryy to keeppp goinnng bbbuttt ccaan’t uunnderstanddd whaat is happending everyttthinggg iss sppinnnninggg ouuuttt of connntrrrol the apocalypse mmusstt be comming soon mustt hidee quick
May 25th, 2007 at 6:20 PM
Dayum skimpy Brian!!! He is the ugliest dude to walk the planet. He must have taken her virginity and have a schlong down to his ankles. He must have drugged her. Someone quick, give her the antidote before it’s toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo late.
May 30th, 2007 at 11:26 PM
How tacky can you people be??? I just hope they will be very happy.
June 7th, 2007 at 4:35 AM
I mean, i am happy that she is dating someone, all that stuff is great but… DANG! the dude is like… strange lookin and his forehead go over his eyes and… he is jus NOT cute at all and she’s gorgeous i mean get real. Yah they’ll have huge, tall kids but some of them won’t be tha cutest. hopefully they all get her gorgeous looks!
June 7th, 2007 at 9:26 PM
ok all i have to say is to all of these people….its not about looks…you cant judge a book by its cover…im 14 yrs. old and in my opinion i think they ok together….my god yall r crazy people
June 19th, 2007 at 6:53 PM
he is ugly as hell.She can do better than that
June 27th, 2007 at 6:38 PM
They’d have some SUPER-ATHLETIC babies thats for sure. I mean, Shelden isn’t the best looking guy, but if he got Candace Parker, he has my respect.
July 4th, 2007 at 12:24 AM
ok well she’s pretty so hopefully the kids wont look to bad!! but yea they are engaged. i got to see her ring its beautiful!!!!!
July 17th, 2007 at 11:51 PM
Man Shelden Williams looks like a gorilla, once she gets to be super famous she will leave him for a rich soccer player, lol. Naw them 2 gettin together is like Sophia Lauren dating the leader in Planet of the Apes. And another thing, she is a better player than him. She is not getting married anytime soon, what if LeBron or Carmelo comes askin for her, she will be like Shelden who??? Candace is the best looking womens basketball player ever!!!!!! And she can play unlike her other Lady Vol Brittany Jackson.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:41 AM
Man Shelden Is Ugly… Hiz Head Shaped Like A Dinosaur Egg lol.. But Candace Parker Is Like The Finest Female Basketball Player I’ve Eva Seen.. But I He Must Have Sumthin Going If He Got Ms. Parker
July 25th, 2007 at 7:37 PM
What do you mean like!!! Sometimes people can be out there and not think I agree it’s not all about the looks it’s about how he treats her. It looks like to me that he treats her very good because like everyone said yeah he’s not all that and a big of chips but she is all that and a bag of chips so I mean if yall do like candace then all up out her life and worry about your have you look in minor lately. But low key that nigga is hell of ungly damn who whop his ass. Parker HELLA FINE she got this
July 31st, 2007 at 7:24 PM
that mane cold as hell, why wouldn’t she want him?? that’s money in the bank. it’s just like this girl i know. she mixed and beautiful and plays on my basketball team and is dating this guy, ugly as heck, eyebrows like a caveman, but he’s ranked number one in our state and 16th in the nation…like i said, money in the bank. but yeah i think they are my school bball team was at a basketball camp and we had to go to the athletic center to get this girl on my team blisters taken care of on her foot, [what can i say, she plays hard lol and she's verbally committed to UT] and candace was waiting on sheldon while he get got iced up, we asked the assistant coach nikki caldwell and she confirmed it, some of the teammates did too while we were signing up. seeing them is like second nature, pat summit and everyone. they follow our team everywhere, all through the camp. so we didn’t act like groupies when we saw like everybody else
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Look This is heart breaking!!!!!!!!!! There is no way in HELL he should have her. He looks like a DAMN Caveman. he is UGLY as HELL damn i jus dont understand he is way more uglery then the uglyest dog in the world. i know for sure that he got bet with the ugly stick when he was little and he never had a girl he might be gay too who knows.