You know what was the worst part of being offline for about 24? We missed so much. Billy Donovan stays … his players leave. Texas A&M allows its coach to bolt for Kentucky without a fight. Bob Huggins is free to booze it up with the sofa burners in Morgantown (but we don’t think he’ll get Michael Beasley). A blogger may have busted a pitcher cheating. Let’s see a radio host do that!

Pacman Jones dons a suit and swears he’s cleaned up his act. This stuff writes itself. We missed the dazzling Dice-K debut, too.

Just for shits and giggles, there’s an outside chance we’ll post a few of hilarious emails that floated into our inbox during this ordeal, but chances are, we won’t post the digits of a radio host’s wife, as one commenter did here. (Call it? That’s another story.)

Dozens of blogs had our back through all this, which is very cool; hope you can stomach a roundup full of ‘Cowherd’s a douche!’ this weekend or Monday. We will make sure to mention all of you guys.

No clue how to move forward from here (as great as the lawsuit advice has been from some of you, we probably won’t go there), but we’ll be spending the better part of today looking for a new host.