We urge out new readers to check back this afternoon, for we’ve got a very fun interview coming your way with one of the top columnists in the country. And he was kind enough to send photos. So how about this photo of Scarlett? Every blog on the planet is reporting that she spent the weekend in New York with Ryan Reynolds. Obviously, he’s a lucky bastard. She’s easily in our Top 10, although not when she wears that bull ring through her nose. Not feeling it.

Mike Vick doesn’t have to worry about a quarterback controversy now that the Falcons signed Joey Harrington. (Falcoholic)

Bonzi Wells forgot to take his meds over Easter and skipped a trip with the Rockets on account of his ‘disrupting team chemistry.’ His words. (Blazers Edge)

Comparing, sort of, the Schrutebag and Don Imus. (850 The Buzz)

Oregon weighs in on us getting blown up. (Oregon Media Insiders)

Brad Lidge lost his closer’s gig in Houston, and here’s the incredible homer that started his downfall. (Rumors and Rants)

Relatively hot USC cheerleader is getting hitched to USC lineman. (Sports by Brooks)

The new Arkansas coach is totally a dead ringer for Wayne Gretzky. (Just Call me Juice)

Surely you remember NBA Jam? (Flyers Fanhouse)

What NFL running back will guest star on the Season Finale of Friday Night Lights? (Page 2 – last item)

One time, when Dice-K gave up a home run, he made a face that we would if we had touched an onion or smelt a silent but deadly fart. (Red Sox Monster)

Dwyane Wade returns from injury to steal shots from James Posey, so Posey boozes heavily and gets nabbed by the cops for DUI. (Girls Gone Sports)

This is about fighting and stuff, but we really like the blog name. (Deuce of Davenport)

The IT World makes a parallel between botnets and the Schrutebag. (IDG News)

Michael Ray Richardson is done in by the CBA cabal, which won’t stand for making fun of jews. Love his lawyer’s point: ‘but Michael Ray’s ex-wife is jewish, and his boys are being raised jewish!’ (Casper Star Tribune)

Here’s a little boycott that’s somebody put together. (Boycott ESPN)

Not to get overly petition-heavy, but those retired NFL players have medical bills to pay. (NFL-Petition)

If Paris Hilton is crushed because she’s no longer relevant, she needs to put the bunny down and bang Matt Leinart again. (Daily Stab)